Guest Post: “Is Mattel Brave Enough To Make An Un-Sexy Doll?”

I’ve been flying below the radar writing-wise for a little while now.  I had surgery to repair a hiatus hernia – which went very well, thank you – but recovery is slower than I would like.  As a sneaky, underhanded way of posting a blog without actually having to do any work, I invite you to visit the blog post of a woman I admire greatly to which I have contributed in my own small way (a photo and a quote, but hey, I’m only a week post-op.  What do you want from me?)

And without further adieu, may I introduce you to the founder of Pigtail Pal and Ballcap Buddies, Melissa Wardy and her post entitled “Is Mattel Brave Enough To Make An Un-Sexy Doll?”

Please click the link to read it.  My technical re-blogging skills are sub-par.

 

The Jacket

I’m a finalist! Check out all the entries here and don’t forget to vote for your favorite. I hope it’s me, but I’ll completely understand if it isn’t – the competition is fierce! And please be sure to visit the other writers and share the love. After all, the Beatles were pretty clear that “All You Need is Love.”

Peg-o-Leg's Ramblings

The finalists in The Jacket Writing Competition have been selected.

Boy, howdy this was tough!  I asked a distinguished panel of 3 judges to review the entries for me.  Our criteria was simple: we were looking for an interesting story, told well.  We had consensus on several of the entries, but were widely apart on others.   I debated having a top 10 list, but decided that many was too unwieldy.  In the end I had to resort to taking up strong drink to narrow the field to 6.

Entries are again presented in the order in which I received them.  The Polldaddy poll is below the last entry.  Please vote only once per day until the polls close next Friday, March 30th.

Thank you so much to all who submitted entries!  I hope you had fun – I know that I did.

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Name: She’s a Maineiac
Website: http://miraclemama.wordpress.com

Proceed Without Caution

“God,” he sighed…

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Spam?

I noticed this in my WordPress Spam folder today:

“The next time I read a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as much as this one. I mean, I know it was my choice to read, but I actually thought youd have something interesting to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something that you could fix if you werent too busy looking for attention.”

Intending to callously delete this comment, I abruptly paused with my index finger hovering over the left mouse button.  What if this is legitimate feedback?  What if the glaring absence of apostrophes is because the commenter had been moved to point out my whiny, attention-seeking ways on their android phone, but lacked sufficient time to insert proper punctuation?

I realize that I am, indeed, a bit of a publicity whore.  From the beginning, I have spent a lot of time writing about myself and my pet peeves without so much as a infinitesimal thought of what anyone who might come across my blog might enjoy.  I have even “borrowed” the work of others when I was too lazy to post my own thoughts.

At times, however, I did believe I had something amusing, or interesting to say.  Whether this was simple narcissism – as the commenter suggests – or something else, I cannot say.  I imagine everyone believes themselves to be witty, gracious, and a touch philosophical.  I am no exception.  I would even go so far as to say that an author must imagine themselves to be all these things and more, else their foray into the hazardous (to the ego) and mysterious world of writing would end before it even began.

Sighing deeply, I returned to the task at hand and decisively clicked the button.  The self-reflection was fun, but I have to get back to writing.

The Jacket: A Call To Arms (Challenge Accepted)

Ask, and ye shall receive!

While considering suitable subject matter for my next blog post, I happened across this!  Thank you, Peg!

I will post my entry on TotallyTawn before submitting it, just to prove that I’m not cheating on my promise to post twice a week – I realize that this doesn’t count. I’ve already got something squirming through my imagination waiting for its turn in the spotlight!  Stay tuned!

And Now For Something Completely Different: A Poetic Guest Post

The work of my friend David of DJ Bailey Empires speaks for itself.  I hope you enjoy this poem as much as I did!

~The Beat Stops Here.~
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From the time that I was born
until the day I meet my divine maker
I will be listening to the beatbox drop
the tunes from Lancaster to Grandmaster
Flash..beats & drums, string-strung-strums
to the anesthetic hums of Jimi Hendrix and Social Distortions
Rock & Roll Full Forces
Making it easier for my daze to meet it’s living end.
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But then there’s that one beat I just can’t stand.
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That sirens like a chainsaw through galvenized cement grates
The back of a man’s hand hitting a woman’s face.
Her silence grows louder than Hiroshima screams
with the deafening sounds of;..”I’ve had it’s!”
Gliding across her bruised wrist’s.
Now! You’ve just awakened the reckoning
Of Gods fist beckoning me into benevolent vengence
A trade-off penance clock…of~~…”Not on our watch!”
Where we now bring-out devout justice
With Public Enemy’s on Black Stallions
And Black Sabbath’s as Grim Reapers
with seraph swinging sickles, pounding-out in High-def.
stereo surround sound of Led Zepp` P.A. system’s
devouring infamous decibels through his horrendous persistence.
To blast him out of her beatific existence
She was silent!
“And all you gave her was violence..?!”
Once an innocent child
Now a shell of the lady you should of made a Queen
Not a whipping-post martyr round-the-house castaway
With brutish tirades of everything that hadn’t gone your way!
Deconstructing a neglected billboard-drive-by, crying for release
So now…?
She will be carried off into a million overdue `Dignity Sunset’s`
As the sounds projective lights are spinning out of rhythm
With the two left feet, deaf unto her lovely passage
“As the beat….Stops…..Here.”
by David Tartaglia~David Jaxon Bailey…c.

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Looking for more?  In the words of the artist himself:

“DJ Bailey Empires”– is set to express all forms of “original” entertainment…In the form of writing-poetry-spoken word poetry-slam poetry-classical-modern-music-dance-essay-journal-comedy-Dating tips-recipes- or even spinning on your head for an hour. Creative expression with no rules to your freedom of expression. (Except anger & harrassment)…Free to create on this page and share uploads & information , to better enhance the quality of life~love-free will~ and also to create an excepting exposure to the gift of you. dJb~* enjoy~*

Guest Post: Boehner, Republicans, “The American People,” and Opprobrium (via Snoring Dog Studio)

More often than not, this writer is somehow able to delve into the deepest recesses of my soul and elegantly share that which I cannot. And in this instance, also give me the gift of a new word. Enjoy!

Boehner, Republicans, “The American People,” and Opprobrium Once in a while, a word will come to mind, a word for which I’ve never truly known the definition—just guessed at it—and, then I’ll finally look it up in the dictionary. And, so, after hearing once again Boehner has refused to compromise on closing loopholes that only the very wealthy can enjoy, the word “opprobrium” comes to mind. The Republicans have been, since Obama was elected, behaving alternately like obstinate, whiny children and, at othe … Read More

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Guest Post: It’s Not About You

I received this message as an email from my aunt, Kim Brown, who is an employee of Ball Publishing in West Chicago, IL.  It was written by Anna Ball, CEO of Ball Seed Company who was at the airport in Tokyo when the earthquake hit.  Her message struck a chord in my heart, and I hope that we can learn from her simple observation, “it’s not about you” instead of requiring something as catastrophic as the earthquake in Japan as a catalyst to force us to learn to work together simply to survive.

“Here are some “lessons” that Jan, Todd and I were observing at the airport.

1)“It’s not about you.”

There was a business leadership article I read a few years ago and the main point the author made was: It’s not about you. (Put the company first and in the end, everyone wins).  I often think about that concept and it came up over and over when we were in Japan. Once we realized how devastating the earthquake was for the people of Japan, it was ridiculous and embarrassing to complain about the very minor inconvenience of being stuck in an airport.  We knew we would eventually get home on a comfortable airplane to wonderful homes and to a country that is better off than any other in the world.  Complaints sound hollow after putting things into perspective.

“It’s not about you.”  More people should keep that in mind when they are voting.  Do people vote for the candidate who will make them better off or one who will make their town, state, or country better off? I recently received an email from someone who had analyzed (exactly) the financial consequences to him personally of Obama’s health care plan.  It had a net positive for this person, so therefore he was urging everyone to support it.   The other night I was at a school district meeting to protest impending installation of night lighting for our local high school – a great expense  for the convenience of a very few students.  One student got up and talked about how he wants lights on the field because currently he “has to take a bus to practice in another place and sometimes the bus is late and I have to wait for 10 minutes – and sometimes it is raining.” Oh dear.  They need to teach the concept of ‘greater good” in high schools. “It’s not about you.”

“Whoso stoppeth his ears at the cry of the poor, he also shall cry himself, but shall not be heard.”  Proverbs 21:11

2) “Indefinite”

Our new favorite word to bash.   The whole time we were in the airport the flight boards with the flights posted were of great interest to everyone as you can imagine.  Everyone wanted to know what was going on – when the airport would reopen, which flights would take off, etc.  Next to most flights it said “Cancelled”. After a while, next to others it said “Delayed.”  But next to ours it said “Indefinite”.  An interesting word. What on earth did indefinite mean? Of course, it meant nothing.  No information, not even a clue.  How frustrating.  Disappointing information is better than no information.  Bad news is better than no news. Not knowing is worse than knowing the worst. We have made this point dealing with customers.  It is always better to tell customers (internal and external) quickly and openly what the situation is than to keep something from them.  Todd talked many times with people from United, trying to get answers.  Some were crunchy, others soggy.  It’s the people who make the difference.  And if you just don’t know, say it.  Be open with information. Communicate, communicate, communicate!

3)  “Tied to technology” – or “Quit fighting it; it’s here to stay.”

We were amazed at how the whole experience was dominated by the fact that almost every person in the airport had a cell phone and a laptop. (We were in the international terminal and probably one third of the passengers were Americans; internet worked even though phone calls usually didn’t for some reason).  After evacuating the airport and standing on the tarmac for a couple of hours, they decided it was safe to go back into the airport to a certain room.  What was the very first thing most of the people did when they went back into the room?  Go directly to a plug along the wall and plug in their phone and laptop!  It was amazing.  Jan is on Facebook so everyone knew in very short time what our situation was.  We got a report on the magnitude of the quake within minutes of the quake that came over someone’s phone. We spent more time on email than anything else the whole time. It was interesting to think what the whole experience would have been like had it happened a few years ago before the ubiquitous smart phone started dominating our behavior.  I won’t comment on whether it would have been better or worse…….I’ll just say it would have been very different. Our behavior is changing dramatically because of technology.

4)     “Just do something”  or “Delta versus United”  or “It’s all about people, not technology.”

When we were stuck in the room for the night with so many people, nobody knew what was going on. Some of the people were originally on flights with United, some Delta and other various other airlines.  Every once in a while a Japanese would get on the loudspeaker and make an announcement that either you couldn’t hear or couldn’t understand because of the heavy accent.  And of course, virtually none of the passengers spoke Japanese.  So nobody knew what was going on. All of a sudden, a man with an American accent, got on the loudspeaker and started making announcements about what was happening – crunchier information than we had been receiving.  Turns out he worked for Delta.  He just decided to take over the microphone and it was a relief to at least know something.  And to feel someone had taken control of things.  Furthermore, he arranged for box lunches to be brought in for all of the Delta passengers.  All of the rest of us – United etc never got any food.  Here was a guy who took initiative!  Just Do It!  We were happy for the Delta passengers but how we wished there had been someone from United who had the same attitude!  Take initiative! (United later redeemed itself through our wise and kind pilot who got on and told us, in so many words: ”it’s not about you” and also told us to watch out for(and avoid, in so many words)  the press at the airport when you get off.  Helped me.   Another example was a young American/Taiwanese University of Illinois student who went out of his way to help an elderly couple get a seat on our plane.

5)     “I love the Japanese” or – as the WSJ said:  “No country in the world was better prepared for an 8.9 earthquake.”

They were prepared – are we? The Japanese are disciplined (they form lines for everything) organized, gracious, polite and selfless.  They did a marvelous job of staying organized and holding the airport together during a very difficult time for them.  I can only imagine how the whole experience would have been different in various other countries.  Actually the whole human race came out pretty good – everyone in the terminal was friendly and stayed in good humor the whole time.  We never saw anyone angry or complaining.  People bonded together and made the best of it, as people tend to do in situations like that.”