Day 3: My Favorite Quote This is a tough one. I don’t really have a favorite quote. I’ve spent all day thinking about it and I haven’t been able to settle on a single one. Do I get all deep and philosophical or do I go for the funny bone? Do I source a movie, a … Continue reading What did you say?
Today is the day! The Pirate Princess by little ol' me (Yea!) is now available in paperback, audiobook, and eBook! Watch the trailer! C'mon, do a little happy dance with me, share the love, and don't forget to have an amazing day, my friends!
Please help me. All I want is my freedom, if only for one measly hour. I don't think that's too much to ask. I imagine even convicted felons currently residing in Stateville Penitentiary get an hour out in the yard to lift weights and plot their grand escape during a staged prison riot. In comparison, … Continue reading Trapped!
As the mother of a soon to be 3-year-old daughter, I have a bone to pick with Dora the Explorer. I let it slide as Dora brainwashed my daughter (a.k.a. "the girl") into believing that there is nothing wrong with having a boy as a best friend (how does Dora avoid boy cooties?), and said … Continue reading Lost in Translation
It has been said that a cargo pilot is akin to a truck driver in the sky. And as a former cargo pilot with an extensive vocabulary of expletives capable of bringing a rosy blush to the cheeks of even the most grizzled of ancient mariners, I am wholly resigned to the undeniable fact that … Continue reading W is for Words